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Three vampires walk into a bar

"I'll have a vein blood, please," - says the first first vampire.

"I'll have an arterial blood, please," says the second vampire.

"I'll have some hot water, please," - says the third one.

His buddies are looking at him confused. "What, why?" they ask.

The third one, pulli...

An elderly couple's road trip around south east England

*(Note for those unfamiliar with the British road network: 'A' roads are main, or arterial, roads and they are all identified by 'A' and a number.)*


An elderly man is driving his wife on a road trip around the south east of England. Shortly after getting on to the A2, a police car signals...

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