Pullets Jokes

One day a man decided to start a farm. So he walked down the road until he came to a farm and asked, "Do you have any chickens?"

The farmer replies "Yes, but we dont call them that around here. 'Round here we call 'em Pullets". He buys the "pullet"

So the farmer goes down the road and ... read more

A man’s grandfather dies and leaves him a farm. But he doesn’t have any animals. He goes for a walk and sees a sign that says animals for sale. He walks up and says I’d like a hen. The guy says alright we don’t call them hens we call em pullets. What else do you need? I need a donkey he says ok but ... read more

There was a gentlemen from the city who decided he wanted to live a simpler life. He buys an old empty farm. Going to the local general store by his new homestead, he asks where he can get some animals. The owner tells him to go to Old Man Murphy’s farm down the road a ways and he will get him all s... read more

and on the way to his new home he passes a few farms.

Honey now that we live in the country, I think it would be right that we owned a few farm animals. I'm going to go out to those farms we passed and see about buying a few.

The farms aren't far so the mans decides to walk and soon fi... read more

So a man who lived in the north moved to the south to become a farmer so he packed up and moved to the south to start a farm. To start out he had to find a rooster for his farm, so he went the town and went into the store that sold rooster. He went up the clerk and asked for a rooster, but the cashi... read more

There was a banker who always dreamed of living a pastoral life on a farm. When he was ready to retire, he bought a small farm. After he had moved in, he decided that he would like to have some livestock on his farm. So he headed out to buy some livestock, but he was worried about putting animals... read more

So this farmer from up north decides he's going to retire and move to the south. After he gets his house and land he starts to miss farming so he decides to start back up but on a small scale. The farmer walks to the local flea market to see what he can find and first off he sees a man selling 2 chi... read more