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My grandma told me this joke.

An older gentlemen with some money in his pocket was heading down an old country dirt road with peddlers and wares dealers every few miles.

He runs across a man with several of the biggest roosters he's ever seen, at a price even better. He has to have one, so he says "Sir! Sir! I must have o...

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John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young laying hens, called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

Any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roost...

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City slicker buys an old farm

There was a gentlemen from the city who decided he wanted to live a simpler life. He buys an old empty farm. Going to the local general store by his new homestead, he asks where he can get some animals. The owner tells him to go to Old Man Murphy’s farm down the road a ways and he will get him all s...

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A Man wants to start a farm...

One day a man decided to start a farm. So he walked down the road until he came to a farm and asked, "Do you have any chickens?"

The farmer replies "Yes, but we dont call them that around here. 'Round here we call 'em Pullets". He buys the "pullet"

So the farmer goes down the road and ...

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A new southerner in town.

So a man who lived in the north moved to the south to become a farmer so he packed up and moved to the south to start a farm. To start out he had to find a rooster for his farm, so he went the town and went into the store that sold rooster. He went up the clerk and asked for a rooster, but the cashi...

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The Yankee farmer moves down south

So this farmer from up north decides he's going to retire and move to the south. After he gets his house and land he starts to miss farming so he decides to start back up but on a small scale. The farmer walks to the local flea market to see what he can find and first off he sees a man selling 2 chi...

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A city man moves into the country...

and on the way to his new home he passes a few farms.

Honey now that we live in the country, I think it would be right that we owned a few farm animals. I'm going to go out to those farms we passed and see about buying a few.

The farms aren't far so the mans decides to walk and soon fi...

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A banker who wanted to be a farmer

There was a banker who always dreamed of living a pastoral life on a farm. When he was ready to retire, he bought a small farm. After he had moved in, he decided that he would like to have some livestock on his farm. So he headed out to buy some livestock, but he was worried about putting animals...

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A man comes to a town market to buy a chicken, rooster and a donkey

He walks up to a man selling donkeys and says "I'd like to buy a donkey" and he replies "Sure but here we call it a ass." So he buys his donkey and goes to a man selling chickens. And says "I'd like to buy a chicken" and he replies "Sure but here we call them pullets." So he goes with his ass and pu...

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