Carol, a blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?' So then the farmer leaves...
Contender for worst joke of the day: What do you call the offspring of farm chickens?
Children of the Cornish Hens.
Would have been 'better' if I had remembered to write it correctly... (eye roll).
Was supposed to be: What do you call the evil offspring of farm chickens?
Ah well... that's why you don't write distracted. *Though, I just did*
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