Carol, a blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?' So then the farmer leaves...
Contender for worst joke of the day: What do you call the offspring of farm chickens?
Children of the Cornish Hens.
Would have been 'better' if I had remembered to write it correctly... (eye roll).
Was supposed to be: What do you call the evil offspring of farm chickens?
Ah well... that's why you don't write distracted. *Though, I just did*
Sean Bean is walking down the street
Heard you guys like long OC.
Sean Bean is walking down the street, enjoying his Sunday night. Suddenly, a black paneled van pulls up next to him. Four massive dudes in ski masks wearing all black leap out and try to grab him. Sean remembers his GoT training and manages to ta...