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Proofing Jokes

Wife said the grandkids were coming over for the first time..I spent five hours child-proofing the house.

They still got in.

I spent a lot of time, money, and effort! child proofing my house.

but the kids still get in!

I just finished baby-proofing my house...

Let’s just see one of them try to get in now!

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So I recently spent some time child proofing the house.

But the little fuckers keep getting back in.

I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house...

I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do.

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I’m a father of four and I spent the whole week child-proofing my house...

But for the little bastards keep getting in.

Guy hears his grand kids are coming for the first time. He gets all the parts and gear, spent six hours child-proofing his home.

They still got in.

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