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Wife said the grandkids were coming over for the first time..I spent five hours child-proofing the house.

They still got in.

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I spent a lot of time, money, and effort! child proofing my house.

but the kids still get in!

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I just finished baby-proofing my house...

Let’s just see one of them try to get in now!

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I am over 18

So I recently spent some time child proofing the house.

But the little fuckers keep getting back in.

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I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house...

I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do.

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I am over 18

I’m a father of four and I spent the whole week child-proofing my house...

But for the little bastards keep getting in.

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Guy hears his grand kids are coming for the first time. He gets all the parts and gear, spent six hours child-proofing his home.

They still got in.

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