I kept seeing this in r/news, but I was sure it belonged here......
Worried about his Supreme Court confirmation, Brett Kavanaugh decided to unwind by ordering a 16 year old whiskey.
She refused to drink it.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple.
"What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke," the guy protests.
"Just take a bite of the apple," says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up.
"Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?"
The bartender tells him, "Turn it arou...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.