Confirmation Jokes - 10 Hilarious Confirmation Jokes

I have a theory that confirmation bias doesn't really exist

and I've found an obscure study that proves it.

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A few days ago, I learned what confirmation bias meant.

Now I see it everywhere.

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Ever since I first learned about confirmation bias

I've been seeing it everywhere.

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I collected a lot of data trying to disprove confirmation bias.

The results were exactly what I expected.

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I tried to research what the term “confirmation bias” means

All I found was a bunch of fake news, so I stopped reading

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Delivery confirmation

“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”

“OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”

“Yes, I will hear a TCP joke.”

“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”

“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”

“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It ...

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How can you tell that confirmation bias is a joke?

It will never get any upvotes.

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Education nominee Betsy DeVos wins Senate confirmation vote

I kept seeing this in r/news, but I was sure it belonged here......

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Worried about his Supreme Court confirmation, Brett Kavanaugh decided to unwind by ordering a 16 year old whiskey.

She refused to drink it.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple.

"What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke," the guy protests.

"Just take a bite of the apple," says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up.

"Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?"

The bartender tells him, "Turn it arou...

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