What's a proofreader's blood type?

typo

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The person who proofread Hitler's speeches....

Would he technically be a grammar nazi?

If we don't proofread and correct mistakes

The errorists win.

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Shoutout to Hitler’s speech proofreader

The original Grammar Nazi

Man I hate proofreading my work.

It only reminds me of my mistakes.

Being a proofreader isn't difficult.

If you know what to except.

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

Brother Mark arrives at the monastery where he intends to devote his life to servitude to the Lord.

When he arrives, he discovers that the other brothers are creating new books by copying from previous copies.

So he asks Brother John, 'Do you ever proofread these copies against the original? How do you know that someone isn’t copying a mistake?

Brother John ponders this and decides, ...

It annoys me when people don’t proliferate on reddit.

Proofread*

It's almost 2018!

My New Year's revolution is to proofread more.

If A=B and B=C

then do not get a job proofreading.

There are two typos of people in the world...

... those who proofread, and those who don't.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American are in an Plane...

The Irishman throws a potato out of the plane,
"Why did you throw a potato out of the plane?" asks the Mexican and the American.
"Because there is far to many in my country," replies the Irishman.

The Mexican then throws a Taco out of the aeroplane.
"Why did you throw that taco out...

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