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What's a proofreader's blood type?

typo
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If we don't proofread and correct mistakes

The errorists win.
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The person who proofread Hitler's speeches....

Would he technically be a grammar nazi?

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Shoutout to Hitler’s speech proofreader

The original Grammar Nazi

Being a proofreader isn't difficult.

If you know what to except.
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What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os
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There's two types of people in the world

Those who proofread their posts, and those who do
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An annoying thing on reddit

It annoys me when people don’t proliferate on reddit.
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It's almost 2018!

My New Year's revolution is to proofread more.
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If A=B and B=C

then do not get a job proofreading.
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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American are in an Plane...

The Irishman throws a potato out of the plane,
"Why did you throw a potato out of the plane?" asks the Mexican and the American.
"Because there is far to many in my country," replies the Irishman.

The Mexican then throws a Taco out of the aeroplane.
"Why did you throw that taco out...
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