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Proofread Jokes

What's a proofreader's blood type?

typo

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The person who proofread Hitler's speeches....

Would he technically be a grammar nazi?

If we don't proofread and correct mistakes

The errorists win.

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Shoutout to Hitler’s speech proofreader

The original Grammar Nazi

Being a proofreader isn't difficult.

If you know what to except.

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

There's two types of people in the world

Those who proofread their posts, and those who do

An annoying thing on reddit

It annoys me when people don’t proliferate on reddit.

It's almost 2018!

My New Year's revolution is to proofread more.

If A=B and B=C

then do not get a job proofreading.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American are in an Plane...

The Irishman throws a potato out of the plane,
"Why did you throw a potato out of the plane?" asks the Mexican and the American.
"Because there is far to many in my country," replies the Irishman.

The Mexican then throws a Taco out of the aeroplane.
"Why did you throw that taco out...

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