Q: Why did the Software Validation Engineer cheat on his wife?
A: Because he was doing exploratory testing!
Q: Why did he cheat on her second time? A: Because he was doing stress testing.
Q: And why did he cheat for the third time? A: Because he is an asshole, after all.
Merry Christmas from the FAA
Santa decided to make sure that his equipment was working. He hitched up the reindeer and ran pre-flight tests on the sleigh. Everything was just fine. As he swung up into the seat, he sees a man wearing a trenchcoat and carrying a shotgun walking towards him.
The man smiles and says, "Hi! I'...
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A Hunter's Resilience
Two deer hunters had decided to go hunting on opening day of the season. They had left in the afternoon because both had day jobs and could not get time off.
About halfway to their turn-off they see a sign that reads, "Aunt Gracy's Diner, Next Exit". They were ahead of schedule, so both agree...
What is common between a depressed man and a snake?
Both were found hanging from a tree.
PS: A Suicide joke kills on itself. Not here for validation.
I don't perform on a stage because I'm funny
I perform on stage because I'm insecure about my own ability to be funny. I crave that attention, that validation from from an audience of strangers, I think it's because my father didn't give me the attention I needed when I was a kid. I still have fun though, I enjoy the job, the money is great to...
Please settle an argument regarding this joke: why is it funny?
>What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
This joke has been the source of debate among my peers. I know I'm right, but I need evidence/validation. Why is this joke funny? What is the punch line implying?
EDIT: Thanks for the response...