### If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced...

"BOOM"

I hope that blew your minds.

It would be r/funny if this post blows up.

### A man spends his whole life thinking GIF is pronounced "giff"

Some of his friends still insist that it's "jiff". When he finally dies and goes to heaven he asks God "is GIF pronounced "giff" or "jiff"? God says "it's "jiff"". He responds with "ok, JOD."

### If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced

"BOOM"

I hope that blew your minds

### I asked my friend how nihilism is pronounced.

Neelishm or nylisim.

He said “it doesn’t matter.”

### TIL that sugar is the only word starting with “S” that’s pronounced “Sh”. At least, I’m pretty sure.

Total repost, just thought it was funny and people should see it again.

### I just found out that the name Niamh is pronounced Neve.

I couldn't beliamh it!

Source: course

### "This is the hardest part of our job," said the police officer after Adam was pronounced dead in the accident.

"Yeah, but break the news slowly. His wife is a very sensitive person."

The police officer knocks on the door and Adam's wife opens it.

"Are you Adam's widow?" said the police.

### It’s pronounced school

Not shooting range

### A young adult named Bob enters a confessional

Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

Me: I can't believe I've been pronouncing it wrong all this time!

### If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom'

Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?

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M'ars

### A few friends are about to get to Louisville and they start arguing over how it's pronounced.

One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They can't wait to ask one of the employees how they say it to prove who's right. They all go up to the counter and one says, "...

### A router and a modem got married.....

They where pronounced husbandwith and WiFi

Wrong.

### Passing through Issaquah, Washington, we weren't sure how it was pronounced. Stopping at a local business, we asked "Could you tell us, very slowly, exactly where we are right now?"

The answer came back across the crackly speaker "BUUURRRGERRR KINGGG!"

### I wasnt aware that the name Niamh was pronounced Neve

Until my mate Stiamh told me

### Why is “queue” always pronounced as “q”?

Because the other letters are waiting in line.

### If you don't know how to pronounce the "g" in "gif"...

it's pronounced just like the "g" in "gigantic"

### How do you pronounce that word?

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous.

A particularly beautiful waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order,

"What would you like, sir?

"He looks at...

It's either

### FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced "jiff"

I know because I joogled it.

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### It's pronounced like "jif."

Yeah, well I don't gif a fuck.

### Gin and jinn are pronounced the same way.

Both are spirits in a bottle.

### Its pronounced Ewww

I hate to Brexit to you.

### My wife asked me "Is it pronounced Nile-ism or Neal-ism?"

I don't think they care