In order to stop accusations of racism, Trump decides to hire a Mexican immigrant
However, he doesn't feel confortable having him as an employee and calls him over in his office.
Juan: "Why you call me, jefe ?"
Trump: "You're fired!"
Juan: "Que ?! Why ?!!"
Trump: "Because....uh... Because you didn't finish high school!"
Juan: "Oh, no pro...
A father, finally exasperated looking at his son's failed test scores, shouted: " Son, if you fail your exams one more time today, don't you EVER call me your father again!!"
"Yes, father.", the son replied meekly.
After the exams, the son came home.
"How were the exams, son? Do you think you managed to pass this time?"
"NO PROBLEMO, DUDE!"
An old VW beetle broke down in the middle of a highway
"Looks like it's out of gas", said a rich guy who had stopped to help the Beetle driver. "I'll hook you up here in my Ferrari to the next gas station", he continued. "Oh thank God for your mercy, can't thank you enough" "No problemo! I'm not in a hurry anyway!" "Oh, that sure would be a pro...
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