A joke my dad used to tell my brother and me. Long but worth it IMO.
Three men die and find themselves in a waiting room outside the gates of heaven.
An angel enters the room and says, "hey guys. We've had a really busy day. A lot of good people died today and we are almost at capacity for the day. However, if you explain how you died, maybe I can make some r...
Purple... long but worth it IMO
A purple man woke up in his purple room, in his purple bed inside his purple house. He got out of his purple bed, went to his purple bathroom, used his purple toilet, washed his purple hands and brushed his purple teeth.
He got dressed in his favourite purple shirt, purple undies and purple t...
Imo everyone should consider organ donation
Ahhh actually I've had a change of heart
People who are cross eyed were probably never told "keep making that face and it will stay that way"
Double crossed imo
What did the head say to the brush?
Comb over hair.
My thanks to my niece who made this up. She is seven. Pretty good imo.
[L] My friend Robert took some stuff to the dry cleaner the other day.
My friend Robert (Bob, if you want) took some stuff to the dry cleaner the other day. Nothing out of the ordinary: some shirts, a jacket, and his favorite pair of shorts. Now, you should know: Robert isn’t the fittest of my friends — he’s what we affectionately refer to as “husky”, and IMO the short...
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