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Pressie Jokes

Headline: Dressy Nessi pressie gets messy Messi blessy.

Press Release:
The annual Loch Ness Foundation's black-tie fundraiser and press conference was ruined when the priest saying an opening prayer spilled coffee on an Argentinian soccer star's tuxedo.

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Batman and his girlfriend's birthday present.

Batman and his girlfriend debating as to what should be her birthday present.

"I know what. The other day I had a chat with Lois Lane and you know what Superman got her as a pressie?” says his partner.

"Tell me, sugarplum!”

She whispers it into his ears. Batman blushes and says:...

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