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400 years ago, England sent their criminals to Australia and puritans to America

Sounds like Australia got the better deal

Why did Australia get all the criminals while America got all the puritans?

>!Because Australia won the coin toss!<

Why did the British

Why did the British send the criminals to Australia and the Puritans to America?



Australia had first choice.

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A British Officer at a Frontier Post

In 1869, a young British officer, prim and proper, arrives at his new garrison post in the northwest frontier of British India. His commander gives him a tour of the somewhat dilapidated fort, and of its surrounding local villages.
"You see", says the commanding officer, "it's mostly camels ...
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