Father Christmas Jokes

Luigi read a big book of Norwegian ethnography before the visit. Wario read a big book about Father Christmas. Mario read a big book about Scandinavian languages.

They had a great time meeting Father Christmas and visiting the workshops, where they spent a little time watching the elves doin... read more

He stopped believing in himself.









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He is also a raging alcoholic and suffers from clinical depression.

I took my son to see Father Christmas in his grotto yesterday and he stank of booze and cigarettes.

I dread to think what Father Christmas thought of him!!

Father Christmas asks little Charlotte what she wants for a present. "I want a Barbie doll and a G.I Joe please." she says. "I thought Barbie came with Ken?" replies Santa. "No" says Charlotte. "Barbie comes with Joe, She fakes it with Ken."

He has private elf care.

“You are a very suspicious man. Who did you say you are?”

“I’m Father Christmas.”

“Then who is this Santa?”

“Oh that’s also me, I have many names, ho ho ho!”

“So you are a spy then? And what kind of jet is that? It is not detectable by our radars.”

“You mean the sl... read more

Son: [Sobbing] Mum, Dad Just told me Father Christmas isn't real, is that true??

Me: Well, I suppose you're old enough now for me to tell you this...he's not your real dad.

Son: [Sobbing intensifies]

After learning about different ways to celebrate Christmas, the children were eager to learn more about the subject. Knowing that one of the teachers at their school was from the UK and maybe had an angel on top of the tree instead of the classic star, they went to ask him about it.

It's a lo... read more

Where do you find reindeer?
It depends on where you leave them!


What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
Baby reindeer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
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