Powdering Jokes

…so she gets pulled over be the police. The police woman, who also turns out to be a young blonde, walks over to the Ferrari and signals Ruth to roll down her window. With the window open, our blonde police officer demands to see Ruth’s drivers license and registration. After finding the registratio... read more

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife once again complained, "I have a headache."

"Don’t worry," her husband said. “I was just powdering myself with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository.”