There was a kid in our class named Ed who always drank soda so we called him Fizz Ed

We later shortened it to Jim.

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What did the horny can of soda say?

Fizz in me

What do you call a doctor who drinks a lot of soda?

A fizz-ician (physician)

What did Dr. Pepper say when he got pulled over by the soda cops?

Oh no! It's the fizz!

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZ-itian

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What does Dr. Pepper have his PhD in?

Theoretical fizz-ics.

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