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Ever been at a bar and decided to try something new? Well I decided to buy an alcoholic ginger beer!

He was happy for the free drink!

I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer

He wasn't pleased

I invented a new drink. Ginger beer and Jack Daniel's.

I call it the Stormy Daniel's.

A kangaroo walks into a bar

And orders an espresso martini.
While the Barkeeper serves the drink to the kangaroo another customer remarks:
"don't you find it weird that a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders an espresso martini?"

"Yes, normally he wants ginger beer."

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