Last time I bought sardines, they were dead and covered in oil.
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This guy is driving through Texas.
He sees a farmhouse and knocks on the door. The farmer answers and the guy explains, "I've been on the road for a week and I think I’m lost. I haven’t had a decent meal or a decent night's sleep the whole time. Would it be too much trouble to help me out just for this one night?"
The farmer l...
Why are so many rivers in India polluted?
Topical Jokes for 10/19
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Carmaker Audi has tested a driver-less car at speeds of up to 140 mph. The driver-less supercar is perfect for the parent who’s too drunk to drive, but needs to pick their kids up from school in three seconds.