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A burly sailor gets brought into an infirmary staffed by a bunch of postulate nuns, girls barely 18 preparing to become full nuns, and of course, supervised by a few gruff looking nuns.

Being good Catholics in a small Newfoundland seaside town, such oddities rarely found their way to their front door. The elder nuns insisted that only they would attend to him. The next evening there was a crash and a scream!! The sister ran out the door as fast as she could.

Sister Marry Cla...

The principle difference's between Murphy's law and Cole's law

Murphy's law postulates that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Cole's law primarily consists of thinly shredded cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise.

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying at a hotel...

...when at night, a hotel wide fire starts and spreads from the bottom floor upwards.

The three professors quickly head up to the roof. From there they see a swimming pool on the ground, 50 stories below them.

The engineer says he will try first. He makes a rough calculation, runs, j...

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