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A hillbilly missed the first day of his deductive reasoning class...

...so he goes to the professor to get the gist of what he missed.

Professor: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a lawn mower?"

Hillbilly: "Yea I do."

P: "From that fact, I can guess that you have a lawn in which to use your lawn mower.".

H: "Well I'll be..."
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Deductive Reasoning - long joke

A guy recently purchased a house and is moving in when his neighbor comes out to greet him.

Neighbor: Hi! I'm Billy. What's your name?
New Owner: Nice to meet you Billy. I'm Tom.
Billy: What do you do Tom?
Tom: I work in deductive reasoning.
Billy: What's deductive reasoning?
T...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what? "At that point I would h...

Interpol developed a test to figure out the best Law enforcement team in the world. Today's test involved the Scotland Yard, the FBI and Rio's Military Police.

The test consisted of releasing a bunny in the woods and giving it a 1 hour head start. The police department that found the bunny in the least amount of time would go on to the next phase.

First one to go was Scotland Yard. Using their best detectives, deductive skills and evidence analysis,...

There are two types of people in this world...

Those with deductive reasoning.

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There are two long-time neighbors, Bill and Bob...(long)

They live two houses away. One day, a stranger moves into the house right between them. Naturally, they're both curious about their new neighbor, so the first chance Bill gets, he strikes up a conversation.

In the course of their conversation, Bill asks the new neighbor what he does for a li...

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