An unconscious pizza maker was admitted to the hospital
They called him John Dough
I used to get high before my job as a pizza maker at this Italian restaurant
They found out and I got stone-fired
A Buddhist priest walks into a pizzeria...
The pizza maker asks the priest “what can I get for you?”
The Buddhist, in a quiet voice, replies, “can you make me one with everything?”
Groaner
Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare.
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