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A man goes on a mountain

He goes around these deep pits trying to climb towards the mountain top when he ponders if there's will be echo coming from the pits if he makes some noise.

The man closes in the pit and shouts: "Go fuck yourself!"

The echo comes back: "Go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself, go fuck your...

Parents of 12 year old gravel pits are always nervous...

The quarry teens are notoriously awful.

A peach murder-suicides his wife and children…

Three days later, a pineapple detective arrives to the crime scene and begins to observe the deteriorated remains of the family.

Pineapple says, “well that’s just the pits.”

A man was sent to Hell for his sins...

As he was being led into the pits for an eternity of torment, he saw a lawyer passionately kissing a beautiful woman.
"What's the deal???" he said. "I have to roast in flames for all eternity and that lawyer gets to spend it with that beautiful woman!"
Satan jabbed the man with his pitchfork a...

Last night I had the worst date ever. It was the pits.

Seriously, someone should have warned me I could have choked.

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I got a pound of cherries stuck in my ass once.

It really was the pits.

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What do babies and motorhomes have in common?

They are expensive money pits that are very hard to sell and carry their own poop.

Welsh joke *long*

This was told to me 35 years ago by Boyd Clack (google him for his works)

Small welsh village and the local vicar has been told that his sermon this week needs to be about the doctrine of the Church of Wales as there had been lots of rumours about the village of ghost sightings.

"and m...

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A politician passes away and arrives at the Pearly Gates........

St. Peter greets him. “Nice to meet you! You should know we give you the choice of whether you want to spend eternity in heaven or in hell.” “How do I know which one to pick?” the politician replies. “We let you spend a day in each, and then you may decide.” The politician agrees and is sent to the ...

The curse of the coffin

Three men, Gary, Dan, and Job, grew up together as best friends. They dreamed of one day becoming rich and would do anything to attain wealth. One day, as they were sitting in the local bar, they overheard another group of men discussing the long lost buried treasure of Captain Sleazybeard. The thre...

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