The pole goes in the hole and if you fuck it up it’s a pain in the ass
What do you call a crustacean that’s bad at pitching?
A lobster, but what it really boils down to is his claws being tied.
I was playing baseball with my friend Tandra and she was pitching. I hit the ball straight into left field and made it to second base.
That's a double on Tandra.
Two Old Men On A Bench
Two old men sat on a bench. We'll call them Bob and Joe. As Bob and Joe were sitting on the bench, Bob turns to Joe and asks, "Hey Joe, do you think there's baseball in Heaven?" Joe waits for a moment and replies, "well as you can tell with this cancer in all I don't have much time left......so I'll...
Two baseball players were talking about whether there was baseball in heaven.
Each agreed to come tell the other about it if they happened to die first.
Well, one day the first player dies and then comes to let the other know that they do in fact have baseball in heaven.
Two old men had been best friends for years...
...and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in he...
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, “Rose, we both loved playing women’s softball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor: when you get to...
Two 95 year old men, Jack and Sam, are huge baseball fans.
One day, Jack falls seriously ill, and doesn’t have long to live. Sam visits him in the hospital to say goodbye. Sam asks him a favor before he passes.
“Hey Jack, when you get to heaven, can you see if there is baseball there? If there is, tell me.”
“I can certainly try, for my best fr...
Two guys made a deal with each other about baseball.
Bill and Bob both really love baseball.
The two guys made a deal that whoever died first would have to come down from above and tell the other guy if there was baseball in heaven.
When Bill died, he came down to tell bob.
Bill: I have good news and bad news.
Bob: The g...
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My friend who is a sex addict says he loves camping.
I guess pitching tents is in his genes.
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball.
Abe turns to Sol and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and...
Bill and Bob are best friends and are also baseball fans...
...they are sitting in a bar discussing if heaven has baseball. They decide to make a pact. The first to die will return and tell the other if baseball has heaven or not. Years go buy and Bob dies. Bill is walking down the road and has forgotten their pact. Suddenly Bob appears. Bill is shocked and ...
Baseball in heaven.
Two senior baseball fans John and Greg always wondered if the game of baseball existed in heaven.
So they made a pact. “Whoever out of us two die first HAS to come back to earth to confirm wether there is baseball in heaven.”
Unfortunately John passes away a week later, and true to h...