There we were, building a new blacktop highway...

I was watching the tar pour onto the road as I followed slowly. A coworker sets a shovel on the ground. I never saw it coming and fell face first onto the hot pavement.

Me: "Bitumen to do that!"

Him: "It was your dumb asphalt"

So there were these two roads sitting in a crowded bar...

So there were these two roads sitting in a crowded bar enjoying a hard-earned drink after a tough day of being roads.
They've had a few shots of tarquila each and are beginning to talk tough.

The first road slugs down another shot and says "You know... I reckon I'm the best road in the cou...

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