I have a friend who plays the Alto Sax and the Tenor Sax.
He is bi-saxual.
*I will show myself the door*
What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone?
How can you tell when an alto is trying to break into your house?
They can’t find the key and they don’t know where to come in.
How do you get two flutes to play in tune?
Shoot one of them.
How do you get two violins to play in tune? Shoot both of them.
How do you get two altos to sing in tune? It doesn’t matter, nobody’s listening.
A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar...
The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.
After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. Later, a D comes ...
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normally don't like longer jokes but, this is funny
A US Navy cruiser was anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.
The first evening in port, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy, influential plantation owner (who also happened to be a very generous political donor). It read:
Seasonal joke I wrote (in Spanish)
I'm a native English speaker, and I wrote this joke while on vacation in Mexico at Christmas time: I have no idea how to do accents - My Spanish is pretty much just spoken... Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre? Feliz gravidad! (Translation: W...
Part of our choir got kidnapped last week!
Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto.