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Have you read about the new corduroy pillow cases?

Apparently, they're making headlines all over!

One time some guy on the street tried to sell me a magical pillow case.

Turns out it was just a sham.

I told my wife I canโ€™t find the matching decorative pillow case...

She said itโ€™s a sham.

My friend Tom was breaking into a mall from the roof while Aiden was keeping watch. Aiden slipped and fell through a skylight into a large pile of sheets and pillow cases...

Now he's Aiden in bedding

Iโ€™m so disappointed.

I found out my pillow case is nothing but a sham.

What do bed detectives solve?

Pillow cases

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A Dying Lawyer's Wish

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."

After much thought and consideration, the man finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to ...

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three college students are trying to join a fraternity...

They are told they have to spend the night in a derelict house thought by students to be haunted. When the three students enter, it is cold, there are few soft places to sleep, and no working water or plumbing. The first student walks up the stairs and discovers the only bedroom in the house. He qui...

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