Pile Up Jokes - 13 Hilarious Pile Up Jokes

There was a pile up on Spaghetti Junction today.

Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way.

What do you call that day when you finally do all the chores and work you've let pile up?

Tomorrow

"Knock Knock", "Who's There?", "I ate a pile up..."

"Knock Knock",
"Who's There?",
"I ate a pile up..."
"I ate a pile up who--"

(Say it aloud for full effect. Brought to you by my 8-year-old.)

Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico?

200 people died.

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Tickle Me Elmo

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manage...

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Cop: So when did you notice your wife was dead?

Man: Well, the sex was still the same but the dishes started to pile up

If there was one thing I had learned from Tetris,

Is that my mistakes pile up until the point I cant do anything about them anymore

Days ago, i learned how to crack neck. The sound and feeling are really satisfying.

Although the bodies are starting to pile up.

Knock knock

Who's there?
I'm a pile up.
I'm a pile up who?
EWWWWW

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(LONG) A woman marries a sex addict:

A young woman marries a sex addict.

For the first few weeks everything was fine until she found a box under the bed, curious, she asked the man about it, he said" that's my secret and you must not open it", "I understand" she replied.

A few months pass and the womens curiosity gets t...

US currency types were having a contest to see who could accrue the most of another country’s currency

Nickels managed to stack up a lot of Euros and beat Quarters who only managed to pile up a few. Dimes did alright for themselves too but none of them bragged about how well they were doing because they knew that their smallest denomination friends were volatile and when confronted with bragging when...

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? [NSFW]

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Didn't make this up, credit goes to the morning show I was listening to this morning.

I don't see the point in my elderly neighbour subscribing to local newspapers .....

If all she is going to do is let them pile up outside her door.

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