There was a pile up on Spaghetti Junction today.

Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way.

"Knock Knock", "Who's There?", "I ate a pile up..."

"Knock Knock",
"Who's There?",
"I ate a pile up..."
"I ate a pile up who--"

(Say it aloud for full effect. Brought to you by my 8-year-old.)

What do you call that day when you finally do all the chores and work you've let pile up?

Tomorrow

Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico?

200 people died.

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There is a factory that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.   Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.   The next day at 8:45 is there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new E...

Days ago, i learned how to crack neck. The sound and feeling are really satisfying.

Although the bodies are starting to pile up.

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How do you know when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Cop: So when did you notice your wife was dead?

Man: Well, the sex was still the same but the dishes started to pile up

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(LONG) A woman marries a sex addict:

A young woman marries a sex addict.

For the first few weeks everything was fine until she found a box under the bed, curious, she asked the man about it, he said" that's my secret and you must not open it", "I understand" she replied.

A few months pass and the womens curiosity gets t...

Hidden drugs in firewood

Johnny, calling the local police.

\- Yeah, my neighbour, Paul, is hiding drugs inside a big pile of firewood behind his shed.

The police answer; - We'll be right over.

A small force of officers arrive equipped with axes and chainsaws. They chop the whole pile up but find not...

If there was one thing I had learned from Tetris,

Is that my mistakes pile up until the point I cant do anything about them anymore

US currency types were having a contest to see who could accrue the most of another country’s currency

Nickels managed to stack up a lot of Euros and beat Quarters who only managed to pile up a few. Dimes did alright for themselves too but none of them bragged about how well they were doing because they knew that their smallest denomination friends were volatile and when confronted with bragging when...

Knock knock

Who's there?
I'm a pile up.
I'm a pile up who?
EWWWWW

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? [NSFW]

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.



Didn't make this up, credit goes to the morning show I was listening to this morning.

A man is tailgating a large strawberry truck on the highway...

The truck tips over before an exit and starts a pile up. The man gets out of his car, and scratches his head, “Now this is a Traffic Jam.”


I made this myself in traffic lol.

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There were two old men sitting on a park bench

...passing the day away talking.

One old man asked the other, "How is your wife?"

The second old guy replied, "I think she may be dead!"

"What do you mean you THINK she is dead?" asked the first man.

"Well..." explained the second man, "the sex is the same but the dishes...

I don't see the point in my elderly neighbour subscribing to local newspapers .....

If all she is going to do is let them pile up outside her door.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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