Did you guys hear that the USPS system is backlogged by a week or two?

I just got the news from my mailman.

What do you get when you chop firewood faster than you can stack it?

A backlog.

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It’s Friday the 13th, and St. Peter is having a busy day at the pearly gates...

…and needs to get creative to make sure he can make it through the backlog. So he decides that only people with really shocking deaths can get into Heaven today.

So the first guy in line comes to St. Peter’s desk, and when asked to describe his death, he says “Well I was a successful busines...

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