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Bodie Jokes

Barbies promote unrealistic expectations of women’s bodies.

Women’s heads are much harder to put back on in real life.

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How many dead bodies

How many dead bodies in your basement does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than five, obviously. I can’t see anything down there.

I used to have a rare psychological disorder that made me think I was various bodies of water.

I'm well now.

4 Norse god, 1 Roman god, and 2 astronomical bodies walk into a bar

The bartender says " Oh, this is a gonna be a week joke"

When women wear a bikini, they expose 90% of their bodies.....

Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.

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So there's a guy born without a body...

He was born as a head, nothing else. The doctors said he would never live, but somehow, he did. He had a rough childhood, but he learned to get around, rolling where he needed to, putting up with the teasing and looks. He just tried to fit in as best he could.

By the time he's in high schoo...

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How many dead bodies does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, it's not 6, cause my basement is still dark

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