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Sus Jokes

Which animal is the most sus?

Amongoose

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Fun facts about England Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.

But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no one wants to be called Nosex.

What's God's favorite musical chord?

G sus

My obese Ex-wife, Ally, worked in a Californian grenade factory. She got struck by a grenade during her lunch break while covered in sticky urine.

Supper Cali frag a lick stick ex pee Ally dough sus

What do you call a bicurious line cook

... A sus chef

Why can’t jazz musicians be trusted?

Because they always play sus chords.

After reading more about which genus pigs are in

I now find them all kinda sus.

What do you say when you suspect the 'Son of God' to be the impostor in Among us?

Je-sus :)

Old army joke from Romania(Ukraine's neighbor) about Russian soldiers

This joke was left to me by my grandfather who fought in a couple of wars before he passed away and it's in regard to statues of Russian soldiers in the old USSR.



Russian soldiers,

why did they put you

up there?

Because you lied to the people,

or because y...

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

Retired atheists will now get extra money according to a weird new proposal, which has been dubbed

sus pension of disbelief.

What is the holiest chord to play?

The G sus although most priests prefer A minor

They call me the environmentalist

Because I’m all about SUS-tainability

Over 99.99% of People that Took the Vaccine for the 1920 Spanish Flu Have Passed away.

Very Sus, Not gonna lie.

Mike Pence could never play Among Us

There’s too much sus Pence for him

What music artist is always accused of being imposter in Among Us?

Dr. Sus

My friend had trouble getting retirement money after working his entire life as an engineer

He was working with sus pension systems

What was the secret chord that David played to please the Lord?

G sus.

TIL Christian bands have a favourite chord.

G sus

"Well I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord"

Huh? Must have been G-sus

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