Daffy Jokes - 10 Hilarious Daffy Jokes

So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says: “Is this Whiskey?”

Elmer says: “Yeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!!”

I just saw a man with a tattoo of Howard, Donald, and Daffy fighting each other.

He had all his ducks in a row.

Elmer Fudd and Daffy Duck are taking a walking.

Stumbling upon a bottle of scotch, Daffy says : "Hey that's whiskey!"

Elmer replies :"It's not as wisky as weposting a joke on Weddit!"

When a gangster put out a hit on Daffy Duck, what was their one condition?

Just send me the bill.

Daffy duck

Daffy duck rings the hotel desk and asks for a condom.
They ask " shall we put it on your bill" he says" are you thucking thupid I'll thuffocate!"

What sort of drugs did Daffy Duck do during his career?

Quack cocaine.

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Daffy Duck is at a convention

...and a groupie comes back to his hotel room and things start to get a bit hot and heavy, and after a while she says to Daffy, "Say, do you have any... you know, *protection*?"

And Daffy says "No, I kinda forgot to bring any, but that's OK, I'll just call reception," and he picks up the ph...

Daffy Duck is a massive tit.

If his initials are anything to go by.

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck we're in the middle of a robbery...

Bugs Bunny asked Daffy, "Is this whiskey?"

Daffy answered, "Of course it's whiskey, but it's safer than wobbing a bank"

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Betting Jokes

Last night I got thrown out of the casino. As a sports bettor I completely misunderstood the crap table.

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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Suzan, pack up your things. I just won a ฿1000 20 leg parlay!” Suzan replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The man ...

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