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Nitrate Jokes

Want to hear a joke about nitrate? NO, NO, NO

What about nitrogen oxide? NO.

TIL "saltpeter" is a casual term for potassium nitrate.

The more you KNO...

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, what is 'nitrate'?

Girl: "$100 + hotel room bill.. this is my night rate!!"

Why did the tiny robot need sodium nitrate in order to work?

It was a NaNObot.

A farmer once bought some ammonium nitrate fertilizer, but it smelled weird,

so he put a sample in a pan and brought it to the nearest USDA branch. A security guard saw the pan full of fertilizer and yelled "bomb", but it was just panned ammonium

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Today in chemistry we learnt about how Ammonium nitrate could be used in fertilizer and as an explosive.

That's when I knew we were dealing with some explosive shit

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

"OH^- NO^3+ !"

Paddy goes for a job at a chemical factory.

Factory Manager: "Have you worked with chemicals before?"

Paddy: "Yes!"

Factory Manager: "Can you tell me what nitrate is?"

Paddy: "I'm hoping it is going to be Time and Half."

Took a job in a fertiliser factory...

It's my first daytime job where they give me nitrates.

I once had a 2nd shift job, 3pm-11pm.

They even had a shift differential!

After my first couple weeks I received a case of hotdogs along with my paycheck. I thought nothing of it, but then it happened again next payday, and honestly the paycheck felt a little short.

I approached my boss and asked him what the deal was....

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