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Guano Jokes

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My girlfriend is addicted to eating guano.

She’s bat crazy.

I just bought this hair product that uses bat guano.

It's supposed to get rid of dandruff, but it didn't work!

Turns out it's just sham poo.

Did you hear that Goop's new line of hair care products made from guano turned out to be fake?

It was *sham*poo.
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