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I have two optometry jokes

but I am not sure which one is funnier

one or two

one or two

one or two

What do you call optometry students?

Pupils.

At a funeral, a man asks the family of the deceased if he can say something.

They say yes, so he stands up, clears his throat and says "Optometry".

The family looks confused, so he explains, "It means eye care."

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