[NSFW] My mom had a vaginal cyst drained today. She said it was as painful as childbirth.
I asked her how my baby cyst-er is doing.
[NSFW] A nurse was dating a Doctor and got pregnant...
The married doctor begged her to keep it a secret and asked her to keep away from public eye.
Nine months later,she came to the hospital for delivery.
At the same moment, a priest was admitted for having a large cyst in his prostate gland .
The doctor had an idea. He sedates the...
I don't want acne,
But bacteria in cyst
I fell over at work and hurt my arm
I have a build up of fluid in my carpal tunnels. I’ve been to the Physio and he has given me exercises to do, including holding my hand in a certain position but it doesn’t seam to be helping.
The Wrist Cyst Stance is Futile.
A boil killed itself.
It was a cyst did suicide.
The other day, I saw a rose making fun of a tulip that had a bump on it's stem, so I stepped on the rose.
I'm just doing my part to stop cyst stemic racism.
What did one pimple say to another?
Hey, what up cyst-ah?
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The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and ...
A man found a mole on his arm one day.
He'd never seen it before, but he wasn't the most attentive person, so he let it alone. A week passed. Eventually, that mole began to grow, and seemed to bleed into the skin around it. The man asked his wife about it, and she said he should probably get it checked out, but he ignored the advice, ass...
I met someone with a fake boil on their face.
I wasn't sure how they made it, or what it con-cysted of.
So my dad owns a computer repair company, and he needed surgery for a cyst in his neck today.
He sent me a picture of his head wrapped in bandages when he was on his way home saying "Added in some memory today". To which I responded: "Did they have to RAM it in?".
Should have asked ...
What's a mass in your body that is really helpful?