Creating a drug that destroys mitochondria...

is a waste of energy

What do mitochondria, Bill Cosby, and my friend Clint all have in common?

They're all incels.

Why do mitochondrias hate women?

Because they are in cells

Why don't mitochondria ever get laid?

Cause they're incels

The best prison nickname would be mitochondria...

That way everyone would know you're the powerhouse of the cell.

If you can write the word "mitochondria" correctly...

... then you truly are the powerhouse of the spell.

What's the difference between cellular mitochondria and a home's rooftop solar array?

One is the powerhouse of the cell. The other is the power cell of the house.

Guard: Get in your cell

Prisoner: You can't make me. You don't run this cell.

Guard: *rips mask off to reveal mitochondria*
Actually, I do

If i were a gangster my name would be mitochondria

because when i would get arrested i would be the powerhouse of the cell

Why did no one in prison want to mess with the mitochondria?

It was the powerhouse of the cells

If im ever sent to jail, im going to rename myself Mitochondria

This is to let them know I am the powerhouse of the cell

New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop

I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell

If I go to jail I'm changing my name to mitochondria

That way I can become the powerhouse of the cell

Back when I was in prison, the leader of the inmates was called..

..Mitochondria

From my Twitter feed today

I have a joke about a gym trainer, but I have to warm up before I tell it.

I have a joke about the IT department, but you have to put in a ticket before i can tell you.

I have a joke on aerospace engineering, but I don't think it will fly.

I have a joke on LinkedIn, but I'm not ...

Where might one find the mitochondria?

Incel

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Highschool in a nutshell

Art: *draws dicks everywhere*

Biology: "mighty mitochondria... The powerhouse of the cell"

Chemistry: feelslikeamethlabman.jpg

English: "conjunction junction what's your function?"

Health: "here's STD-infected genitalia, now everybody take condoms"

History: *insert...

A man went to college

A man from Alabama comes back to his hometown for a visit after his first year in college.

His friend meets up with him and asks what he learned from college?

Man: Well I learned biology for one.

Friend: Oh really? Speak in biology to prove it.

Man: Amoeba, nucleus, and ...

A biologist is sent to prison,

The first words he says to his cell mate, "I am the mitochondria."

A man goes to prison and decides to intimidate his cell mate...

‘So, you wanna know why they call me mitochondria?’

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