Overturns Jokes

Dispatcher: What seems to be the problem?

Officer: It's hard to say.

Police confirms there will be no congestion for eight hours.

There were some minor injuries, but they're all white

Dracula is walking down the street one fine evening when a speeding lorry carrying mini sausage rolls, sandwiches, a variety of salads, dressed salmon, quiches and cold meats loses control, overturns and spills all that food. All this wreckage hits Dracula and with his dying breath he curses buffet ... read more