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I hate it when people complain about overused jokes. Let other people have fun, there’s no such thing as an overused joke.

Except for your mom.

Friend: Contractions are overused.

Me: That they’re.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Here's a short list of words that tend to be overused.

1. Overused

Anyone know how to write an original joke that doesn't rely on an overused punchline?

Asking for a friend.

What's the most overused joke nowadays?

Donald Trump

Yo mama jokes are dumb, overused, and low quality.

Like yo mama.

This one time, people completely overused a word and ruined it forever.

It was epic.

What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

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Wanna hear an overused joke about necrophilia and bestiality?

You're just fucking a dead horse...

(Sorry if this is a repost, I heard this at school)

I would make a fungi fun-guy joke...

...but those are overused. Too bad there isn't mushroom for other fungus jokes.

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What do your jokes and your mom's vagina have in common?

They're both old and overused

My favorite lame joke

And God said unto John: Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life.
But john came fifth, and won a toaster.


I know, it's stupid and overused, but it's my favorite...

My jokes are military grade

Cheap and overused

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A Buddhist monk walks upto a hotdog stand and says...

"Make me one with everything."

Despite this being an overused statement, the vendor serves him a hotdog as he is a customer. When the monk asks if he has 27 cents, the vendor replies "Change comes from within."

The monk then pulls out a pistol from his robe and shoots the vendor. Aft...

A Rabbi, a Preist, and a Monk walk into a bar

The Rabbi orders a drink and says, “I’m sick of hearing the same old jokes about us recycled over and over again” to which the Priest replies, “I completely agree! The template is just dragged out and overused. I’d like to see someone try to make a joke about the three of us in a bar that is new.” T...

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A redditor is being investigated for tax fraud

So he goes to the IRS bar at the bank with his attorney little Johnny.

The tax bartender asks him "you have no marketable skills, how do you make so much money?"

The redditor responds "I tell jokes, want to hear one? If you guess the punch line I'll pay you $69, if not you'll owe me $...

Someone once asked me why I don't tell 'your mom' jokes...

I responded by saying that 'your mom' are so overused.
Just like your mom

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife left him 4 months ago


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The deer with no eyes.

This is an overused joke, but there is a third line I never see used, so I'll share it with you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

What do you call an deer with no eyes, no legs and no di...

Fishing not allowed.

Ok, so I remember one from my youth times, hope it´s not too overused. here it goes:

A man is fishing in a forbidden zone, with a clear sign showing, when a police truck pulls over to confront the man. Seeing the officer coming in his direction, he hides his fishing rod, and silently watches ...

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