Knock Over Jokes - 4 Hilarious Knock Over Jokes

My 4yo told me a dad joke: What happens when you knock over a fruit stand?

An apple-anche.

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What I say when I stop playing VR and I knock over a Blu-ray of a 2013 Sandra Bullock movie

back to reality whoop there goes gravity

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The Farmer and the Outhouse

One night, a farmer's outhouse is knocked over.

In the morning, the farmer approaches his son and asks, "Son, did you knock over the outhouse last night?"

"No Dad, I didn't."

"Son ... let me tell you a story. When George Washington was a little boy, he chopped down his father's...

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Two whales are swimming along in the ocean...

When one whale spots a fishing boat. So he says to the other whale "Hey, that is the boat that harpooned Frank, we should get back at them"

The other whale says "Oh yeah? What should we do?"

"I say we both go under their boat, and blow our blowholes as hard as we can, that will knock o...

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