I used to love telling jokes about penguins and ostriches

But it turns out they don't really fly around here

Why are ostriches grumpy?

Because they are not emus.

I dunno, seems like a joke to me

Never use poems in evil ways. Well I'm

gonna do exactly that. I might as well

give you the knowledge that

you will be pranked **hard**. So leave. Still reading? You don't give

up easily. You should've

never read this. Let me just tell you that you're

gonna h...

BREAKING: A dyslexic terrorist had stormed the zoo

He has taken 6 ostriches

I released a flock of birds at my friend's wedding, just like they asked, but now they aren't speaking to me.

How was i supposed to know ostriches weren't an acceptable choice?

What did the man robbing the zoo say to the police?

Don't come any closer, I've got ostriches!

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