Scientists are studying the effects of marijuana on the arctic tern, a species of bird.
The studies are so intense they have stated "We are leaving no tern unstoned."
Police are looking for a man selling marijuana to birds.
Eyewitnesses report he left no tern unstoned.
It's time for some Tern Jokes!
* A group of sea-birds flew over Amsterdam. No tern was left unstoned.
* Frans just opened up his new Deli and was doing quite well. People came in from miles around to buy his sausages and meats, and they never left unsatisfied. One day a man walks in and orders a pound of sausage. Fran...
A bird and weed story
In the 1970s, law enforcement officers on the California coast would gather all the confiscated marijuana plants and burn them in a giant incinerator. Terns would fly overhead and inhale the fumes. At the end of the day, they found that no terns were left unstoned.
Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds
They’ve left no tern unstoned
Have you heard about the place way up North where birds stop flying North and start flying south?
It's where they make Arctic Terns.
A pothead goes to the beach.
It's pretty obvious that he's been smoking earlier that day. He gets to the beach and it's a quiet day. He notices, however that there are all manner of sea birds squawking and flying around like crazy. They're diving in and out of the water and pestering the few people who were out that day. He ...
My friend traded a sausage for a seabird.
He's taken a tern for the wurst.
I thought my girlfriend was getting over her seabird-related kleptomania
...then she took a tern for the worse.
I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it turns out it was a seabird.
I took a tern for the wurst.
My local butcher switched to using sea birds in his sausage.
It was a tern for the wurst.
The FBI made a big marijuana bust recently.
The took the approximately 2 tons of weed to a landfill and had it incinerated. However, the EPA stepped in and showed concern for the multitude of seagulls flying overhead. You know what their study discovered? That there was no tern left unstoned.
Which song was sung about birds, and also sung by birds?
The Byrds- Tern Tern Tern.
Credit- my dad.
A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship...
A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer spied him and ordered the sailor to stop. Upon hearing the sailor's lame explanation for his tardiness, the officer ordered the sailor, "Take this broom and sweep every link on this anchor chain by...
The pains of being a biology student.
There was a biology student who was studying equilibrium in sea birds with a specific focus on terns. He proposed that giving measured doses of THC (from, of course, marijuana) and observing their flight patterns would give some insight to the problems of equilibrium in three dimensional sp...
A Date on the Beach
A man once took his sweetheart for a Valentine's Day picnic on the beach. All was going well, when suddenly they were attacked by nesting shorebirds. I guess you could say their enchanted evening took a tern for the worse.