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Opinions Are Like Jokes

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Opinions are like assholes…

…most people don’t want to hear about yours.

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Opinions are like assholes

It was fun seeing them on the internet until my uncle started posting his.

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Opinions are like assholes...

if you get paid to share your opinion with the masses, you probably have a pretty big opinion.

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Opinions are like orgasms...

...mine are all well and good, but I like to hear my girlfriend's too.

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Opinions are like orgasms.

I can have one at home using the internet and that’s fine but if I have one at a party everybody asks me to leave.

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Opinions are like buttholes

It's best to keep it to yourself unless asked

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Opinions are like assholes…

… if an expert tells you there is something wrong with yours, it is best to have it examined.

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Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one

So, if you don't have one


You're full of shit.

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Political opinions are like penises

It's fine to be proud of it, just don't take it out in public or try to force it down someone else's throat.

Opinions are like boomers

Everyone’s entitled to them

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They say opinions are like assholes.

Except I've never masturbated to an opinion.

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Opinions are like assholes...

You're not allowed to show them in public anymore.

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Political opinions are like dicks....

Sometimes they lean left, sometimes they lean right, and nobody likes it when your crazy uncle whips his out at Thanksgiving dinner.

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Opinions are like assholes

In that I wish that my wife would pay more attention to mine

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Opinions are like a penis

You may have one, but just don't whip it out in public

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Opinions are like assholes...

sometimes you need a second asshole

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Political opinions are like assholes

If yours shows up in my Facebook feed I will probably block you

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