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Internet arguments are like connect four
but you only have three pieces
My girlfriend has just told me, she thinks we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.
I told her, "I think you mean fewer".
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A jew visits a brothel
He talks to the guy at reception:
- Hello, I want to see Samantha.
- One moment sir.
A beautiful young woman comes downstairs.
-Have you asked for me?
- Yes, I want to spend the night with you.
- Alright but my service is a bit expensive. $1000 for a night....
What do you call it when a person using glue as hair spray gets into arguments with people online who are laughing at them?
I think my Asian wife is cheating on me.
We've been together for about a year now and we've never even had the typical petty arguments. Even with the language barrier, we understand each other for the most part and if we don't, we use google to translate or just use a different word to substitute. We actually get along really really great ...
I never get into arguments with ballerinas
they always have a strong point
The arguments between the "pro-mask" and "anti-mask" groups is really intense! People are even PRACTICING their arguments at home first.
Just yesterday I heard a 14 y/o boy tell his friend that at home he mask debates into a sock!
So a guy calls the front desk of the hotel he's staying at and says, "I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."
The front clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that sounds like a personal i...
What do you call someone who frequently engages in arguments about masks?
A public mask debater.
Pythagoras only took short cuts
He got into many arguments explaining that this route was apart of a perfect tangent.