Vegans never have arguments between them.

Cause they dont want any kind of beef.

I never get into arguments with ballerinas

they always have a strong point

The arguments between the "pro-mask" and "anti-mask" groups is really intense! People are even PRACTICING their arguments at home first.

Just yesterday I heard a 14 y/o boy tell his friend that at home he mask debates into a sock!

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Marriage Counseling

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife Preeto decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.

When they arrived at the counselor's off...

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Why are the flat earthers always at the butt end of a joke?

Cos all their arguments fall flat.

The argument

So a guy calls the front desk of the hotel he's staying at and says, "I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The front clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that sounds like a personal i...

My friend says that if I leave my sauces to simmer for longer they'll be a better consistency.

Then, he has always been one for reductionist arguments.

I can prove the Earth is flat

But people always tell me my arguments keep doing roundabouts

Valid arguments are like anime openings

There’s always a but(t).

Anti-Vaxxers are immune to logical arguments

too bad for them they aren't immune to everything else

A long haired 16 year-old with a rich grandmother is trying to get her to buy him a car, but she says she will only do it if he cuts his hair

Not wanting to lose his long hair, the teenager argues with her over the course of days. "Grandma, all the other kids have a car!" She replies "I don't care, cut your hair and you can have one too." This argument is repeated multiple times a day, with him also making other arguments. Grandma doesn't...

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3 good arguments that Jesus was black [long]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33 <...

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