My wife said we would have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic..
I said, 'I think you mean fewer arguments'
What do you call it when a person using glue as hair spray gets into arguments with people online who are laughing at them?
Vegans never have arguments between them.
Cause they dont want any kind of beef.
I never get into arguments with ballerinas
they always have a strong point
The arguments between the "pro-mask" and "anti-mask" groups is really intense! People are even PRACTICING their arguments at home first.
Just yesterday I heard a 14 y/o boy tell his friend that at home he mask debates into a sock!
What do you call someone who frequently engages in arguments about masks?
A public mask debater.
So a guy calls the front desk of the hotel he's staying at and says, "I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."
The front clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that sounds like a personal i...