Then there was the handicapped honors student in our school.
Since kindergarten his dad had given him a quarter and a pat on the head for each A he got. By the time he graduated, he had $500 in the bank and a flat head.
Honor
She offered her honor. He honored her offer. So all night long it was honor, offer, honor, offer, honor...
I can’t stand Honors college kids. I asked this girl “hey, why aren’t koalas considered to be bears?”
And she said, “they’re marsupials.”
Shut up, nerd. The answer to the joke is they don’t have the koalafications.
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