Why do Foot fetishists make terrible Olympians?

They love the taste of defeet.

A lot of these Olympians must be pretty untrustworthy...

because all the TV pundits keep banging on about how unbelievable they are

Why Don't the Other Olympians Hang Out With Dionysus?

All he does is wine.

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What nickname did the Olympians give to the newly ascended god of masturbation

Jerkules

My girlfriend is like an Australian Olympian

She always comes second.

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