Who is the REIGNING, DEFENDING and UNDISPUTED Social Distancing Champion of the World?
A baker gets caught stealing from the reigning champion the night before the Big Bake-off.
If you want to win, sometimes you got to take a whisk.
A blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper "Wanna hear a joke about blondes?"
Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave. A guy next to the blind man leans over and whispers
"Dude, be carefull. The barkeeper is blonde and an ex-soldier. The bouncer is also blonde and the reigning box champion of the city. And then there is Joe... he's just released from prison after he...
Why is England the wettest country?
Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
Congratulations 2020 graduating class
Reigning senior skip day champions!
What is the official song of patriarchy?
It's Reigning Men.
The Lion and the Elephant
Everybody knows that the lion is the king of the jungle. Always has been, and for generations it seemed like he always would be. One afternoon, however, after a particularly poorly received watering hole decision, the elephant had had enough.
“Lion,” he said, “I’ve been your major domo for a...
I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen...
...they were reigning cats and dogs.
Did you hear about the King who got killed during a torrential downpour, and his only heirs were pets?
It's been reigning cats and dogs ever since