A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try ...

A man, a squirrel, and 2 bees are going on a road trip.

On the road, they run out of gas so the man pulls over. One of the bees says, “Don’t worry, I’ll pee in the tank. It’ll get us a little further.” It works, until they run out of gas again.

The second bee steps up and says, “Don’t worry, I’ll pee in the tank. It’ll get us a little further.” I...

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BP and Exxon were at a press conference

... and when asked about the frequency and amount of oil that has been spilled recently, they responded "Oh that, that is just the lube we needed to be able to fuck the world."

A large oil company has announced it's going to start producing fuel from insect urine.

I think it's BP

Where do bees stop to use the bathroom on road trips?

The BP station.

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Too good not to share..

\*1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!\*


\*2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panti...

A bee is driving along the highway and sees a grasshopper looking for a lift

He pulls over to pick him up. After a 100km the car sputters and comes to stop. The bee looks at the fuel gauge, groans, and gets out and proceeds to pee into the fuel tank, gets back in the car and away they go.

The grasshopper is of course amazed after this happens 2 more times. Then in th...

Who would DO this??

I swear..only in Waihi!!
I walked into the BP to get some munchies.. As I was going through the forecourt, I noticed these 2 police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her petrol. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy or both, especially with the cop RIGHT there ...

I HAD A ROUGH YEAR

It was a tough year, but I made it !!!
But not everyone is as lucky as I am......
Economy is so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniatu...

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

at the [BP Station](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Bp_station_zanesville_ohio.jpg)

*Sorry, I know...its a Dad joke.*

Reminded of a variation of the Bee Pee joke

As we all know the majority of bees (Around 99 out of 100), when they need the toilet, always go to the BP station. The last for some unknown reason goes to the Esso Station.

Ah Well, I guess there's always one S.O.B in every crowd

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"Angry Notes" Courtesy of Saurabh on Fropki.com

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get it up. Enjoy dreaming about that.
Sincerely,
Logic

D...

Frosty the snowman got caught picking his nose

...and he didn't carrot all

Synthesis of these two jokes: [Joke 1](http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/30/80/82/308082e606bbe01cf521a44fc1d1facf.jpg) and [Joke 2](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-enq7MUsd8sQ/Usw-7DQ-oSI/AAAAAAAAW8A/Q_mMpU7km5Y/s1600/carrot+all.jpg)

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2 Bees and a Dog

2 Bees and a dog are in a car together, Driving along they suddenly run out of fuel. One of the bees gets out of the car opens the fuel cap and takes a piss in it. They continue on for another 100 miles until they run out of fuel again. The second bee then gets out and also takes a piss in the fuel ...

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Did you ever notice: everything on woman's upper body..

..starts with a ''B''. Bra, Bikini, Boobs and Lowe body with ''P'' petticoat, panties, pussy...That's the origin ''BP''-Blood Pressure

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