A Chemist, an Engineer, an Electrician and an IT guy get stranded on the side of the road after their car break down...

It’s the dead of winter and the wind chill is below freezing. One of them gets off the phone with the towing company, “they said it’s going to be at least two hours.” They all stay in the car.


After a few minutes the Chemist tells the other three, “I’m pretty sure I know what happened......

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As a lubricated finger was pushed into my anus, I couldn't help but think...

That this wasn't any ordinary vet.

I'll try to explain the concept of lubricated soap....

...but its quite difficult to grasp.

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A beautiful young woman is sunbathing on the beach of an upscale resort, when she feels a buzzing in her vagina.

Alarmed, she runs to her father for help. "I think there's an insect in my coochie!" she tells him, frantically dancing from the buzzing sensation.

They call up the resort's resident doctor. He takes her into his office for an examination.

"Yup. It looks like a bee has crawled into yo...

One day, a princess kissed a frog...

The frog immediately turned into a handsome prince!

And soon they fell madly in love with eachother.

Before long they were at the drugstore picking out condoms.

The prince noticed that they had three kinds, and, being the gentleman that he was, asked the princess:

"Would ...

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[NSFW] What is the best engine ever made in this world?

A vagina!

1. It takes any size pistons.
2. It auto lubricates itself
3. every 28 days it performs automatic oil changes.

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