Why aren’t children allowed to watch movies about green ogres?

Because of all the Shrexual content.

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You know why are ogres so good in bed?

They don’t stop coming.

What currency do Jewish ogres use?

Shrekels.

The kingdom of the ogre.

Once upon a time, an evil ogre ruled over the land of the Trids. Most of the time he left his subjects alone, and even managed the kingdom quite well, and times were prosperous. But once a week, he would come down from his hilltop castle and spend an hour *kicking* every Trid he saw. Doesn’t matt...

My friend once showed me a picture of a band of what he called "ogres"

I told him that they definitely weren't ogres, but They Might Be Giants.

They say ugly girls have great personalities...

That's because ogres have layers

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