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Oni Jokes

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What do you call a Japanese spice demon?

Pepper-oni.

What did the Onion ask the Garlic for during their divorce?

Allium-ony.

Where do you find a Samurai who would give his life for you?

on Oni Fans

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I'm starting a new premium subscription service that will distribute sexual content based on Japanese demons.

It shall be called Oni Fans.

Say ONO.

Now ONU.

Now ONI.

Now ONA.

Now ONE.

You just said oh-nee, didn't you?

A girl dares a scottish boy to climb up a flagpole.

He bets her five dollars that he can and she agrees. He climbs all the way to the top and gets his five bucks.

He tells his mom after school, feeling proud of his accomplishment.

“Och honey, she jist wanted ye tae climb th' pole sae she coods see up yer kilt.” She says, shaking her hea...

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