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What do you call a spicy pizza haunted by Japanese demons?

A pepper oni pizza

Where do you find a Samurai who would give his life for you?

on Oni Fans

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call a Japanese spice demon?

Pepper-oni.

A girl dares a scottish boy to climb up a flagpole.

He bets her five dollars that he can and she agrees. He climbs all the way to the top and gets his five bucks.

He tells his mom after school, feeling proud of his accomplishment.

“Och honey, she jist wanted ye tae climb th' pole sae she coods see up yer kilt.” She says, shaking her hea...

Say ONO.

Now ONU.

Now ONI.

Now ONA.

Now ONE.

You just said oh-nee, didn't you?

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