I'm gonna start a taxi company and employ only lovable, silly, lighthearted drivers.
I'll call it Goober
So a poor man walks into a pet store
Hoping to buy a parrot. He looks at a whole bunch of parrots, but all of them are out of his price range. He asks one of the employees if they have a cheaper parrot.
“Actually, we have one parrot that nobody has wanted to buy. His name is Chet and he very lovable, but he’s only got one leg.”...
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