We all know that Barney the Dinosaur is a LOVABLE PURPLE DINOSAUR.
In ancient Rome, there was no letter U, so they used a V instead, making Barney a LOVABLE PVRPLE DINOSAVR.
Now eliminate all the letters that are not Roman numerals. We are left with LVL VL DIV.
Next, let's refresh your brain. I=1, V=5, L=50, D=500.
When we add it all up, we get...
I'm gonna start a taxi company and employ only lovable, silly, lighthearted drivers.
I'll call it Goober
I had a girlfriend who was adorable...
...so I called her Dory.
I had one who was cute, so I called her Cutey.
I had one who was lovable so I called her Lovey.
I was infatuated with my most recent girlfriend and called her Fatty.
Stitches come out next week.
So a poor man walks into a pet store
Hoping to buy a parrot. He looks at a whole bunch of parrots, but all of them are out of his price range. He asks one of the employees if they have a cheaper parrot.
“Actually, we have one parrot that nobody has wanted to buy. His name is Chet and he very lovable, but he’s only got one leg.”...
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